Thursday, August 27, 2009

The Promised "Real" Post!



The back ramp of the Stryker dropped to reveal a dusty, rundown Iraqi Police station in a nondescript Baqubah suburb. We stepped out of the truck onto the ramp, and took the two foot drop to the ground in stride. Todd took off for a walk around the compound; I motioned for the rest of our squad and followed after him. The walk revealed a typical IP station, a large walled courtyard surrounding an average size building. The courtyard was filled with trash, sewage, broken generators and spare parts to nonexistent machines.

Leaning up against the back of the building we discovered half of a rusted Russian heavy machine gun, and another piece of a Cold War era anti-aircraft gun. No big deal, except both weapons had been used against our company two years prior during the retaking of the city of Baqubah. Pretending this find meant the IPs were doing their job and taking dangerous weapons off the street and not that they were the average two-faced insurgents, we rounded the last corner of the compound and headed for the front gate.

Thanks to the hand-tying status of forces agreement between Iraq and the United States, American soldiers are not allowed to operate in urban areas without having the Iraqi Police or Iraqi Army present. Exceptions apply, but they're few and far between.

By the time our squad had regrouped around the front of the building, our IA escort forces from outside the city had exited their humvees and stood around smoking and joking with each other. They were dressed in USMC desert fatigues, military body armor, and commercial tactical vests. They were also carrying clean weapons outfitted with modern American optics and flashlights. Apparently, Iraqi Army Special Forces are fairly well funded.

We passed them by and headed out the gate, since our absurdly strict platoon leader wasn't around to stop us. One lonely IP stood guard just outside the entrance to the station. He remained rooted to the ground while we moved past him and out into the neighborhood. We figured he'd count as our Iraqi escort if someone important came along. Crossing a small lot with a few scattered cars and trash piles, a pack of four or five dogs picked up our scent and barked to alert the area to our presence. We held up at the far side of the lot, less than a hundred meters from the IP station. A group of kids had been playing around in the street, but had scattered as soon as we left the station. In previous years, that was a bad sign. Kids scattered and plugged their ears before roadside bombs detonated.

This time around, it's a different war. "War" is hardly the word to describe the current situation. Anyway, the unit we're replacing didn't spend a single second of their tour mingling with the locals around this particular IP station. It had been months since the last American foot patrol through their village. They peeked around corners and out from behind courtyard gates. Families weaving around rubble and small rivers of sewage eyeballed us suspiciously, rarely returning a wave.

Two young boys crept closer, stopping about ten meters ahead of us. I motioned to them to come closer while Todd called to them in broken Arabic. Cautiously, the older of the two darted up to us. Todd pulled a pack of gum from his pants pocket and handed a piece to the boy, who looked confused but optimistic. Todd pulled out another piece for himself, and popped it in his mouth. The boy smiled and darted back to the safety of his house. When he stuck his head out a moment later, he was chewing happily and surrounded by a new group of local kids.

I motioned again to them, and a younger boy came running up over the broken bricks and dirt littering the street. I handed him a little pack of Sweet Tarts as my squad started moving back to the police station. He accepted happily and ran back to the house. I turned and followed the squad out of the neighborhood and back through the guarded station entrance, offering the lone IP a wave as he closed the gate behind me.

We walked up to the front of the building, wondering where our blundering platoon leader was. The Iraqi Army Special Forces soldiers were still lounging around, smoking cheap cigarettes in the scorching afternoon sun. Approaching them, they welcomed us with open arms and all sorts of broken English. Cigarettes were offered all around, we removed our helmets and gloves, and relaxed. The language barrier is always difficult to overcome, but through the few Arabic phrases I remember from my first deployment and creative sign language, we got to know each other. We examined each others rifles and pistols, resisted the pleas of the IA soldiers to trade watches and jokingly traded insults. An American private from Guam was played up as an Iraqi who forgot how to speak Arabic, and the sexual preference of all involved was questioned. Some things are funny to soldiers no matter their nationality.

A number of the Iraqi soldiers pulled out mobile phones with built-in cameras to take pictures with us. In true Iraqi style, they showed us pictures of their wives and children and poked fun at each other before finally settling down to pose for pictures. Todd took a few pictures with my camera, then moved into the group for a few more.

Our platoon leader emerged from the station a short time later, and ordered us back onto the trucks. We said goodbye to our new friends and loaded up into our Strykers. As our convoy pulled out of the compound onto the bumpy village roads, we offered the locals a final wave. Surrounded by young kids, even the parents waved back.

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It's scary to think the few minutes my squad spent outside the police station interacting with the local kids, showing that we're there to be friendly and help the Iraqis, and proving we're not afraid to wander the streets alone may set the tone in KBS for the rest of our deployment.

Also interesting to note: According to the interpreter we had along with us today, the citizens of Baqubah (and most of Diyala Province) fear the men who wear the patch with the Indian head and star on a black shield (2nd Infantry Division.) When asked about 5-20 Infantry, they talk of the grey phantoms (rough translation) who appear in the night, move without sound, and rain incredible destruction down upon their enemies. At the same time, they praise our battalion for driving Al Qaeda out of their city, out of their neighborhoods, and out of their children's lives.

We are respected in Baqubah. We are also feared. Our battalion has a fantastic opportunity to use these facts to our advantage and make a real difference before the withdrawal of all combat forces in the summer of next year. We made a difference in 2007, we could do it again in 2009. I fear we will not.


From Diyala Province,

Jordan

Wednesday, August 26, 2009

The New Guys...

...Have officially been broken in. Rolled around town to visit some police stations and Iraqi Army compounds this week. First time outside the wire for most of the platoon. Only 8 of us left from last tour.

Our platoon has been severely reduced in numbers thanks to force protection details and the like. Fortunately, our AO has been quiet. We'd be in real trouble otherwise.

I don't know which link along the chain of command is seriously broken, but the bullshit is rising to dangerous levels. Never in my darkest nightmares did I imagine ammo would be difficult to find in Iraq. The typewriter fixers and journalists seem to have it, but us infantry folk sure don't. I haven't seen a single 5.56mm tracer round or a single 12 gauge shell since last tour. Something is wrong here.

The dudes we've been rolling with in the outgoing unit seem alright, but some of them seem to think they're the hardest dudes in the world and we don't deserve to share the FOB with them. We don't act tough. Seems like the guys who have really sucked through a deployment don't need to act like tough guys. This whole thing is seriously lowering my opinion of 1/25.

Someday, our company will fix itself and figure out where we're actually going to live, and when it does we'll get internet in the connex. When this happens, my posts will go back to somewhat organized, thought-out entries. MWR computers with a time limit seriously harsh my writing style.

Thanks to Dude for linking to my blog on his front page. He's an extraordinarily talented writer and fellow 5-20 combat vet. Check him out.

From Diyala Province,

Jordan

Monday, August 24, 2009

Same FOB, New Faces

So we finally made it up to FOB ConflictStallion (opsec code) somewhere northeast of Baghdad after a solid two days of travel with a long layover at a miserable air base.

In other news, my platoon sergeant continues to fail at providing bread, bullets, and band-aids. Al and myself managed to get a TV and voltage converter from Hajj for the bargain great america deal price of US$60. And he drove it to our connex. The face of modern warfare has officially changed.

Missions start soon. I'll put up some pictures of the area for the ol' five-tweezy vets. Word says the city looks quite a bit different than it did last tour.

Time's up,

From Iraq,

Jordan

Tuesday, August 18, 2009

it's been three days...

...since the last time i was scolded for a uniform violation. props to me.

i gave a class i've been preparing to my platoon today. it wasn't anything special, just about driving around in strykers and what to do if someone gets froggy and takes a popshot at you or employs a complex ambush against your little convoy. i tried my best to make it interesting. pretty sure it worked.

my PL (yes, that one from previous posts) interupted my class at least six times to reiterate key points i had just finished reiterating. it was pretty annoying. we had a chat, just the PL, my squad leader, and myself after it was all said and done. we agreed the comissioned guy is working a totally different angle than the enlisted leadership. sucks.

i've been to the gym every single day. if you knew me, you'd be picking your jaw up off the floor. it's nice though. my pants fit better.

interesting to note is the boonie (read: gay) cap is the only authorized headgear on the camp we're supposed to be going to. it wasn't on our packing list, and i'm not some REMF POG, therefore i didn't bring it. i'm not even sure i own one. apparently most people in my company had the same thought process. not quite sure how that's going to work out.

that's about all i have for today. tomorrow's activities should include a photo slideshow of disgusting wounds (because privates need to know what real wounds look like, words don't do them justice) and napping.

sort of unrelated, but teaching my little class earlier today reminded me just how much i like to teach people stuff. maybe i should become a teacher. everyone seems to have had that one grouchy vet history teacher. i don't even care what i teach. except math. math sucks.

i think i'm going to start looking for my successor. after this tour i'm out and back to beautiful new england. i want the next team leaders to be as knowledgable and proficient as the team leaders i had the good fortune to work under when i was a scared private in iraq with five months time in service.

i'm rambling. it's 2 in the morning. time for bed. oh, i watched the hurt locker today. aside from some extraordinarily inaccurate tactical stuff, it was awesome. one of the closing scenes in a grocery store gave me chills. easily the most accurate scene from any war movie ever. soldiers who haven't deployed before don't seen to appreciate it so much. vets get it.

alright, i'm done, goodnight, here's to hoping a genie voiced by robin williams appears in the kuwait desert tonight.

-jordan

Thursday, August 13, 2009

Be Prepared...

...To witness the fall of a giant.

In the mean time, another day, another dollar, another sandstorm.


Really looking forward to moving north. I can't wait for the chance to my job again.


From the desert,

Jordan.

Monday, August 10, 2009

D-Day + 6ish

The times, they area a'changin'.

The sun was rising on another sandy Kuwait morning, and the proud troops of Attack Company were at the range. Kuwait now has range fans, for the vets who've been here before. And I didn't see a single camel.

I was fortunate enough to be scolded for firing a burst from an automatic rifle. I thought I was just doing my job as team leader. My machine gunner was having issues and kept having weapon malfunctions, so I hopped down behind his SAW and let a burst out. No problem with the weapon, just an inexperienced new guy. (Another post will follow concering the Army sending woefully unprepared privates to combat.)

Apparently, I was also a problem for the POG range safety who was kind enough to immediately inform me that the M249 SAW is designed to be fired one round at a time, though not in those words. So, I did what any self respecting Specialist would do: pretended not to hear him. He didn't think my second burst was any funnier than the first. He sucks.

During a walk to midnight chow a few nights ago, I was informed by my Platoon Leader that if any Baqubah '07 vets got twitchy and started trouble out of nerves, the PL would hang us out to dry. Baqubah was the backdrop for an awful lot of bad days during our last tour. The ten remaining platoon vets know this all too well. If we're told to roll into the city, we'll be on edge. And our Platoon Leader won't be. And if people with combat experience are forced to make decisions based purely on instinct, the PL won't back them up. Well, fuck you too, sir. The entire platoon is now working against you. Good luck with that.

We're getting ready to cross the berm, head north, and remind the fine citizens of Iraq what the ol' tweezy is all about. In the meantime, I'll update whenever I come across internet access.

I've drained my Green Bean smoothie, first call is a few minutes away, and I have a long walk ahead of me.

From the far side of the world,

Jordan

PS: Things I've Been Verbally Reprimanded for By POGs in Kuwait:
1. Firing a machine gun burst at a machine gun range.
2. Not ending each sentence spoken to my PL with "sir."
3. Unblousing my pants.
4. Rolling up my ACU coat sleeves (triple roll, for the vets.)
5. Not saluting officers while I have one foot in a porta-potty.
6. Calling friends in my platoon by their first names. Not scolded by them, though.
7. Wearing sunglasses on my forehead.
8. Resting my cleared and unloaded M4 on bipod legs in the chow hall.
9. Wearing sunglasses in the chow hall.
10. Walking to the shower out of uniform at 3 AM.

It's only been five days, give me time. Haha.

-Jordan

Friday, August 7, 2009

Live From Kuwait...

It's 2:15 AM Friday morning. Jet lag is wearing off, along with the top layer of my skin. Living in a sandblaster is not all it's cracked up to be. As always, 5-20 is leading the way into another deployment.

The internet is a lot faster than the last time I was here.

The POGs have also stepped up their game. Yesterday I was scolded for leaving my rifle propped up on its bipod legs on the floor of the chow hall. Before I entered the chow hall in the first place, I cleared my rifle. I haven't even had a live round since early May during our brigade rotation at National Training Center. But the weapon was still a threat to some E7 Kuwait Survivor. Life's hard, I'm sure.

Also, we were reminded that Kuwait is a combat zone. Immediately following this remark, I stopped listening.

Out of time, more updates to follow. Follow me on twitter @regulargrunt.

-jordan

Wednesday, July 29, 2009

The (Second) Day of Reckoning

is drawing near. Deployment #2. Time to find out if repeated deployments really do take a toll on a perfectly average human being. Word on the streets is that with the Iraqi Security Forces taking some semblance of a lead, we won't be very busy. If that's the case, I'll be bouncing between the gym and internet cafe. That means the only result of a second deployment will be coming home jacked and tan, and plagued with carpal tunnel. And possibly a new haircut.

Today we all strolled into work around nine and played regularball (a hybrid soccer/football/ultimate frisbee type game) in the field behind our company. It was about 95° and sunny, but just as we started stretching out and choosing teams, the sprinkler system kicked on. So we played regularball on a sunny ninety degree morning in the pouring rain. It was wonderful.

Time to try packing up some of my belongings, wish me luck.

Oh, also, follow me on Twitter at @RegularGrunt for updates on my current level of sweatiness, bitterness, and eventually, the deployment.

Thursday, July 23, 2009

Again.

I'm not sure how many times this has happened over the past year, but there was another fatal shooting at a military base in the United States today. And again, it was a soldier, albeit a retired one. Fort Carson was cast into the spotlight earlier this year as being the place you're most likely to be killed by a stressed out soldier following a spat of murders committed by vets returning from the Middle East. Similarly, Fort Campbell was highlighted as the place you're most likely to commit suicide following a rough few weeks which left a number of people dead, all of whom were stressed out soldiers.

The deputy commander of Fort Campbell and my former brigade commander, Brigadier General Steve Townsend even went as far as to officially prohibit soldiers under his command from committing suicide over a long weekend earlier this year. I hope someone else finds that as odd as I do. We'll ignore the fact he's doing nothing to help his soldiers, just like the rest of the Army.

Fort Lewis, however, managed to evade the limelight despite a number of suicides, two underage girls overdosing in barracks on the post, a murder/kidnapping, and most recently, the discovery of a child porn studio in a wooded training area, and this most recent murder/suicide attempt.

I feel like this offers irrefutable evidence there is something wrong with today's Army. The stresses of repeated long tours may finally be getting to the strongest soldiers in the regular Army. Of course, I can't explain the "stresses" the average POG/fobbit/REMF experiences, but then again, I can't explain anything they do.

The other services don't appear to have the growing murder rate. The other services also restrict tours to between three and twelve months, and increase the "dwell" time spent at home between tours. Maybe they're onto something?


jordan

Tuesday, July 14, 2009

Catch you...

...on the flip-side, East Coast. You've been good to me these last ten days.

Wednesday, June 24, 2009

Iran

I've been following the protests and uprisings in Iran fairly closely over the last few days, and have to say I'm thoroughly amazed. I'm amazed at the resolve of the Iranian people to continue to face off with the Basiji Militia and Revolutionary Guard despite setbacks that would cripple a lesser movement. Also, the use of internet social networking websites (twitter, facebook, youtube, etc) to communicate with not only each other, but western news outlets as well. Normal citizens are reporting to the BBC and CNN in a manner never seen before.

Also, the videotaped (and immediately youtube'd) shooting death of a woman in her mid-twenties named Neda (roughly translates to "the voice") by Basiji Militia has given the opposition a rallying cry, and a second face to unite under. Interesting to note, Neda's family was explicitly forbidden by the powers that be in Iran, I'm assuming the Guardian Council, to hold a traditional funeral ceremony for her. Apparently, this also prevents Neda from becoming eligible for martyrdom, and accordingly, status as a martyr. My common sense tells me the religious authorities in Iran, most of whom support the incumbent leader Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, want Neda's face erased from the memory of the thousands of people currently chanting her name in downtown Tehran.

Opposition leader Mir-Hossein Moussavi doesn't seem to be doing too much to better his situation. His calls for a revote have fallen on deaf ears, and that doesn't appear to be changing.

Between four and six members of the Iranian world cup soccer team have been involuntarily "retired" but Iran's Supreme Leader for sporting green wristbands during a recent match against South Korea. The color green was selected by Moussavi as a campaign color. However, the color green is also a symbol of Shia Islam. In essence, these soccer players were removed from the team for wearing wristbands symbolizing the religion the entire country of Iran is based on... because it may have been remotely related to Moussavi's campaign. Interesting.

Finally, this post on Facebook caught my eye, and I thought I'd share it:

Aria Massumi wrote on June 21, 2009 at 2:21pm
"We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness. — That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, — That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government..."

-- US Declaration of Independence

I like this a lot, I wish every government would base its foundations on that. Iran does the opposite by taking the life of its own people. It makes me very sad because I am Iranian, living in Germany."



Really? An Iranian who doesn't see America as The Great Satan? A person from the Middle East who doesn't hate America?

Better not tell Uncle Sam.


[This is unedited. I need to go to sleep. I'll edit later.]

Tuesday, June 16, 2009

grey lenses




Neues Rathaus, Munich, Germany. I only vaguely remember taking this picture, or any other part of this glorious October day in Munich. So no story for this one.

the new theme



Pictures are worth a thousand words. So there's your picture. This was taken at the 5th Battalion, 20th Infantry Regiment pre-deployment ball on June 11, 2009. From left to right, Specialist Dante Hill, Private First Class Justin Squier, Sergeant Al Groth, Private Zach Ames, Staff Sergeant Todd Selge, Sergeant Dave Guenther, and me.

Brothers, until the end. And then past that. The Devil ain't going to know what hit him.

Tuesday, June 2, 2009

Not really a post...

Every time I read  Water for Elephants, I get upset when I realize I'm reading the last chapter and that the book doesn't go on forever. It should, I think.

Sunday, May 31, 2009

New Friends

Last night, I made a friend. It was nearly three o'clock in the morning. So I guess I made a friend this morning. He was about fifteen years old, and probably should've been home before dark. Instead, he was standing outside a gas station in South Tacoma, pants sagging, hands stuffed in his pockets. 


I passed without a second glance, tried to buy a case of Coors Light, discovered you can't purchase alcohol anywhere in Washington state between the hours of 2 and 6 AM, settled for Ben & Jerry's, and headed back to the truck, slightly disgruntled. My roommate (TheRoommate) was still inside, and he had the keys. So I leaned on the hood, gave the kid (TheHoodlum) the man-to-man acknowledging head nod, and mumbled, "what's going on?" He returned the head nod and passed off a quick "sup." It wasn't even in question form. Somehow, this led to a conversation. 


The topic turned to the local neighborhood. I mentioned in passing that I lived up on 96th Street. Apparently, my humble little apartment building is in the middle of gangland. No wonder the rent's so cheap. He told me he doesn't roll with any gangs, and that he gets nervous when he takes the bus to his girlfriend's apartment on 96th Street. As soon as he steps off the bus, he straightens his hat and pulls up his sagging jeans, because "96th is all GD, man, I don't want none of that."


Growing up between a lake and the ocean in suburban Massachusetts, I never dealt with gangs and the whole "GD" thing was lost on me. Anyway, TheRoommate returned, we said "later dude" to TheHoodlum, and took off toward the "GD" hood, 96th Street, home sweet home.


On the ride back, I mentioned the kid saying 96th was the GD's hood. TheRoommate replied with "Gangster Disciples? Shit." Wikipedia, which never lies, states the Gangster Disciples were formed in south-side Chicaago in the late 1960's, and are now the largest gang in the Folk Nation with an estimated membership over 40,000. And in Tacoma, 96th Street is their hood. 


The topic shifted to why this young teenager was hanging out at a gas station at 3 AM. TheRoommate told me of the conversation he had with TheHoodlum. When TheRoommate asked what TheHoodlum was up to, TheHoodlum replied he was trying to get fifty cents for some Doritos. TheRoommate immediately called bullshit, and asked what he was slinging, because TheRoommate is a fearless drunk. TheHoodlum was slinging methadone (a synthetic opioid used to wean heroin addicts off the smack.)


I then realized I had just received a crash course in South Tacoma gang activity from a fifteen year old kid slinging methadone at 3 AM in front of a gas station. Sometimes I ask myself if this is truly my life, and if this seriously just happened. And the answer is always the same. It's always a resounding yes. 


So this afternoon I did what any closeted nerd would do, and started researching Tacoma gang activity. It blew my mind. I realized how lucky I was that most gang members probably realized I'm just a clueless white boy. The Gangster Disciples and Folk Nation don't look too fondly upon the well-known Bloods street gang. Members of the Bloods wear clothing with the letter "B" on it to represent their gang. Unfortunately, the letter "B" is also representative of the Boston Red Sox baseball organization. I've been wearing the wrong colors and wrong letters in the wrong neighborhood for over a year now. Welcome to my life. 


I also realized that nothing has happened yet, and I'm pretty much ignored by everybody I see on the street. There have been maybe two dozen gang-related shootings in South Tacoma since I moved here last May, but none targeting po' white boys wearing Red Sox caps. So I'm not going to do anything different. I may revisit this topic in the future, so for now, let's file this whole thing under "obvious foreshadowing I should've paid more attention to."


Thoughts?



-Jordan



PS: Don't take my use of "white boys" as racism, it's just a fact that Folk Nation and the Gangster Disciple street gangs are nearly 100% African-American. But I'm not known for political correctness anyway.


-J


the clichéd, awkward first post

People keep telling me to write more. In school, it was my teachers, guidance counselors, and my mother. Now, it's friends and former teachers... and my mother. So, I'm finally going to take one little piece of the sound advice I've been ignoring for the last ten years, and try to do something with it. No promises.

Lately, I've been encouraged to write about my experiences in the military. Everybody does that, though. There are thousands of grouchy soldiers blogging away all over the world. Hopefully there's room for one more. 

I'm not always grouchy though. And I don't want to focus on the military. The military is usually pretty boring. Seriously. Someday, I'll post a little entry about the sweeping, mopping, and scrubbing that occur at 8:45AM, Monday through Friday, in a barracks built during the Korean Conflict, that I don't even live in. It'll bore you to tears. There are so many other things I want to write about. Apparently, I'm that guy that finds himself in some pretty odd situations. 

However, there will be one little quip on here, twenty four hours a day, seven days a week, that I take from my experience in the armed forces: the title. During my first tour in Iraq I found black tinted sunglasses to be too dark. At the same time, clear glasses make me look like a weirdo. So I switched to an amber tint, and haven't looked back. 

Actually, that's a lie. I look back pretty frequently. Like when I'm backing out of my parking spot.  So, my goal for this blog is to record how things looked through those amber lenses.